Well, well, well.  What do we have here?  A vict- ahem visitor!  I don't what know possessed you to come here or how the slagg you found out about this place.  For that matter, I really don't care.  So get your metal keister through that portal!  NOW!  Or Mister Man With A Blaster About To Cook You and...you will have a nice little chat.  And it won't be in one of those Primus-forsaken slaggin beseen.com thingies either!  *Ahem*  I hope you'll enjoy your stay.  Just remember one thing, YOU SLAGGING BREAK ANYTHING I WILL COME AFTER YOU WITH MY HORDES OF DISGRUNTLED POSTAL ORCS!

Have a nice day! : )

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